Hi again bikesexual patriot. Today we are taking note of our US penetration.
As you can see on this map, Bike Smut has been in most states but there is a definite zone in middle America that is suffering from lack of great sex and transportation!
** UPDATE** We got hosed by some 1 "helpful" person who said he knew the perfect person and waited until the day before to fwd the email and it would seem Portland, Maine is more comfortable keeping its mobility and sexual politics separate. We believe that Arkensas and Kentucky are very possible.
How do we reach this core area of high-porn consumption with low bikeseuxal population density?!?
Well in this case we are taking a bus. - /sheepish
"But wait! This was supposed to be a bike-powered tour of North America, you flew to Minneapolis so whats with the Bus?"
Of course no one actually said this, this is just an internal monologue that runs thu the mind of every biker from time to time whenever we are not feeling that we are living up to the badass history of our favorite form of transport. We can be quite self-demoralizing at times. It is probably best to pay no attention to this voice but rationalizing will come one way or another. In this case it is pretty easy.
The reward is getting to show Bike Smut to a totally new audience in a state we have never been to before!
make it happen in the streets. only you and everyone you know will benefit.
As you can see on this map, Bike Smut has been in most states but there is a definite zone in middle America that is suffering from lack of great sex and transportation!
Wyoming, North Dakota, Nebraska, Kansas, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Missouri, Iowa, Kentucky, Indiana, West Virginia, Maine, Delaware and Hawaii... 12 states! Which means that we have 38 states that have embraced us!
** UPDATE** We got hosed by some 1 "helpful" person who said he knew the perfect person and waited until the day before to fwd the email and it would seem Portland, Maine is more comfortable keeping its mobility and sexual politics separate. We believe that Arkensas and Kentucky are very possible.
Well in this case we are taking a bus. - /sheepish
"But wait! This was supposed to be a bike-powered tour of North America, you flew to Minneapolis so whats with the Bus?"
Of course no one actually said this, this is just an internal monologue that runs thu the mind of every biker from time to time whenever we are not feeling that we are living up to the badass history of our favorite form of transport. We can be quite self-demoralizing at times. It is probably best to pay no attention to this voice but rationalizing will come one way or another. In this case it is pretty easy.
- 200 miles away, off course
- lots of hills
- lots of highways
- lots of turns to try and avoid the worst stretches
- 200 miles to come back to The Porny Express
The reward is getting to show Bike Smut to a totally new audience in a state we have never been to before!
October 1st
Moon Mansion
1156 Hoyt Ave
5:30 pre-show
7pm show
9pm DANCE!
make it happen in the streets. only you and everyone you know will benefit.
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